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Hello Fun, fun, fun

few days I've been MIA, away from the blogosphere, the virtual world. I'm not okay, do not leave a worry, is that it simply was preparing for Christmas.

I have an unconventional family, I assume. This year, to avoid a binge, it occurred to them instead of making Christmas dinner we will do dinner. At noon we will have a light peck (that remains to be seen) and reserve the fat for the night.

But since we could not make something normal, we have organized a costume party so I'm mulling over his head to see what I wear.

carnival was in Amy Winehouse and triumphed. I defended my role as one but of course, one thing is that your family suspect that you're rather loose and one confirmed without any shame.

So I do not know. Everyone has the less I decided to disguise. My father is of Arab sheik, my mother cowgirl, geisha my sister and the rest of the family kept the secret. I still have two days and I have no idea.

To help me, my mother has taken out the memory lane, with suits made ... let's leave it in decades. Are those of India, the pixie, the Pierrot (who has not Pierrot ever disguise), the China ... we are typical. I have also a superwoman but I do not see blue. That year because I was playing with my hair ...

And this work of thinking about the costume must be added to prepare the new songbook. Now we have a popular songbook, with songs, and songs pasodobles tuna is the king of our family gatherings but this time I will publish the "Modern Song." Well, it is a modern call it that because it includes hits of Brincos, The Dynamic Duo, Raphael, Karina ... come on, it will be our own version of "Songs of our lives." Hundred

songs, a hundred, I have carefully worked with what it means to search, sort by alphabetical order, copying the letter to the index, page numbers and square, photocopying ... So I hope that we spend all weekend singing and as someone comes to tell me that "you could have put the ..." swallowed one by one the 104 pages of the booklet, plus the cover.

Ah! I forget ...






PS Many thanks to all of you for your comments in the previous post, especially Anuska, which I believe is the first time that he makes.

Request For Telephone Letter

My friend Aurora is an inexhaustible source of inspiration for this blog is that the poor will go through a lot.

is bundled with a guy for almost two years but as the man is married are very little and also do not do anything out of doors, lest anyone see them. As she had enough, decided to make a casting to find someone to take plan on Sunday, which is silly day of the week for excellence.

In his work (a restaurant in the industrial estate) knows everyone and everyone has someone present. The other day I had an appointment with a friend of a regular customer, "a good guy, a young ... very nice " (you have to see how well we sell the friends).

- chantunga Hey, what about the appointment?

- Grrrrr

- What?

- GRRRRRRRRRR

- Well, was it wrong?

- No, not bad. It was horrible.

- Expand information, go.

- Nothing, my client told me that although his friend was about forty, was a young guy. But there appeared to me a man.

- "A gentleman?

- Yes, aunt, sir. With tongs trousers, his moccasins, his jersey peak ...

- Gee, too bad.

- Yes but that was not the worst of all, no, the worst is that he came with his two sons!

- Aydi, no ...

- Yes, I said he could not place with anyone and that they had to bring.

- But how is he thinking?

- Do not talk, eh? There we went to the mountain, so that children could run around. And I all cute, I had bought clothes and everything, I got my High Heels, I makeup ... Pussy! That would have been notified and in sweats.

- Hell, I do not know what to say.

- Do not say anything because I shitting me I in all three days.

- And have you killed your customer?

- Well, it's giving me grief. When I've told has been a tremendous rush, has apologized a thousand times ... if I even left a tip twice. He is very embarrassed.

- dear, once again you open the lid of the yogurt wrong, "still looking, there are thousands of prizes", hahahaha.

- Bitch! Because I love you, eh? if not ...


PS If there is any man reading this and have an appointment this weekend, one of advice I give better cancel that bring the kids! Do please. We'll take it better, I assure you.

Lingerie Wrestling In Mud

A bad plan I am no longer what it was

'm young, I'm young, I'm young. No matter how many times they repeat, my mind and my heart I know but oh! not feel the same my body.

This bridge has left me Desfondada. It's not because you had to spend the night at an airport thanks to the drivers, not because I have pasted the mother of the revelry. What is. If it were not for that ...

But I have not done anything special. On Sunday I went out to dinner and between one thing and another I got at 4:30 pm On Monday I could not even move.

On Tuesday I had to work. As there currar or god, I chose to pretend that I also had bridge. So sitting in the office, in front of my computer, I touched the feet with both hands and took the opportunity to develop "modern songbook " promises prove to be the hit of this Christmas from my family.

At night I went out to dinner and again I felt a tad late. I slept little and wanted to die three times yesterday.

The worst thing is that even I passed!

A drama. With what I've been ...

What happened to the girl who went to college gaupasa? What was it that working at a shop in the morning shift, went to school in the afternoon and worked on Friday and Saturday night in a dive?

leave him alone, no need to contestéis.

As one friend of my mother, what penalty bodies ...

PS: Thanks to Mama Drama, number 53 and Anuskarter fan, fan n º 54.