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Hon. Minister for Health Ms.

been a long, long time since coming out party at night. I will not say how to not ruin my reputation verbenera but say that several months.

Yes I had given the many in a den of those in that place good drinks and you can chat but nothing so crowded pubs had not lived in all its glory the new Anti-Tobacco Law.

But on Saturday I went out and, without the narcotic effect of Humac smell, I suffered. And I mean it in bars came all pleasant fragrance bursts sweating, flatulence and cheap cologne.

Oh yes, yes, that is all very well to get home and no trace of smoke in your hair and clothes but I'm not worth it.

So from here, Minister of Health I would ask: Let smoking again in the nightspots.



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When I was immersed in the vortex pre-Chinese New Year, Bet me an award that now recovered: the Stylish Blogger Award. Take that!

When you start writing a blog hope that people like it so these little things are always welcome. Thank you, Beth!

The rules say I have to tell seven things about me that you do not know and that really going to be hard because I think I've said it all. But I will try:

- Although I have been with a few men I've only had two boyfriends in my life (and with the current three). I am not (or was?) Wife of serious relationships.

- me crazy cheese of any kind as well, though the stronger the better. Would be able to eat a Wedding Cake in one sitting and spoon.

- I have fear of the bulls. In the village of my mother, in Salamanca, there are several herds of wild cattle and often an animal has escaped from a farm or campus closure during the holidays. In the days before people go whenever I have horrible nightmares: Bulls jump the barriers and haunt me mercilessly.

- Years ago I took some time to eat with ceramic spoon and chopsticks. A co-worker began with a speech that the metal was very bad for the body and I followed. I was soon, like me time vegetarian.

- I've been playing sports all my life practically. I started with 9 years to play basketball until I had to leave because I went to college and then I have done everything: aerobics, swimming, karate, kick boxing, dance, gymnastics, weightlifting ... Now I have been given to run.

- I have five as three raw but I do not get in practice is as if he had only two. They are like my elder sisters, I love them both, but my weakness is the young bulls. For her, MA-TO.

- I do not like water. I rarely swim in summer, or on the beach or pool, unless it was been 50 degrees. Maybe if you were in the Caribbean ...

now is that I have to reward fifteen blogs but as I'm a little late to the topic, I leave it in the air. To collect the prize he likes.

PS: I have a great sorrow for not having any Chinese among my readers. Since then, how little I am international ...

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Happy New Year award ... Chinese! Boat

Today begins the Chinese New Year, celebrated with the arrival of the first new moon after winter solstice. Not only is the most important holiday of the year in China but also the reason that my job is to quadruple the weeks leading up to this celebration.

clarify that I work in international trade, hence my daily life is affected by the feast of dragons and lanterns.

And the New Year is celebrated each year (since 4709, by the way) but it seems that my friends do not learn oriental experience.

The country was paralyzed for two weeks, businesses closed and bolted and ships canceling their scales during that time, so the days prerequisites are crazy. Everyone wants to deliver their goods before the machine stops at the stores of our agents are overwhelmed.

But do not believe that Chinese suppliers are forward and deliver orders on time, no, leave everything to the last minute (it will be that we are not so different, eh?). This means that take space in the last boats that sail is already impossible.

But they were unavailable to discouragement, not resigned and that the typical situation of recent days is this: Chinese calling to push my clients, my clients call me, I call my agents, my agent calling Chinese, I feel suicidal ... Luckily

on Monday I can finally rest ... until next year, of course.

Xin Nian Kuai Le!

PS Thanks to Qesqse to join the blog and Fool for your comment in a previous post.

PS: If there is a Chinese / to reading this, please to manifest ... I'm excited Ah! And do not offend me! Curro things are as know.

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Okay, I admit (With a black stripe on the eyes, mind you), I'm hooked on Boat.

I know, I know, it's a bad series for teens, with an implausible plot, some interpretations that can be improved, stereotyped characters, all handsome, showing the minimum grip ... a truño go. Juanjo Artero peeeeero out and he just give up my sleep.

I barely watch TV. I like English in the World, Street Travelers, Command and currently the newscast and the first time. Little more. I have not even seen the big balls of recent times. Not Lost or Prison Break, or the boarding, and Walking Dead ... nothing.

But the boat is so bad that I can not see it. And out Juanjo Artero, MI Juanjo Artero.





turns out that a nuclear catastrophe (or whatever, that I am of letters) to cause the disappearance of the earth and the only survivors of the disaster are the crew of the training ship Polar Star .

My Juanjo Artero is captain Montero, who travels on the boat with her two daughters because vayapordios just lost his mother. Grown a beard for the occasion but still has that voice so ... TAN, and although the rest of the crew going all the time average balls, he is always like a brush.

His right hand is a clone of Fiti of Serrano (I saw the beginning of time, I apedreéis), taciturn, grumpy and no social skills.

But look you what, that the boat also travels his hitherto unknown son (played by Mario Casas playing himself) that, coincidences of life, is an expert sailor, scuba diver, with a resume that you shit. Come on, one-man band with ... "Eighteen? The poor also the newly-orphaned and goes to ask his father's accounts and that it will end up softening it actually has little heart thoroughly good man.

The captain's daughters are little girls delicious. The small all-day walks to his ball on the ship, not study or do homework or anything and really scary. His eyes are very large and it seems that any time you will start to spin your head.

Most are responsible, take care of her sister, her widowed father ... a love, well, if not because the teacher likes smug, a Colombian and crappy gun but psycho. It's so silly it is rolled with him even when he pointed to his father with a gun! Adolescence pure and simple.

Then there is the silly spunky, pregnant women, the physically disabled, the mentally retarded and even a cure. Fixed

that someone in a few chapters out of the closet, do not miss the gay history. Is it the cure? PD

Ah, well! There is also a scientist but goes so unnoticed that could be thrown overboard in the first chapter.